cowardlycowboys:

sorry I was looking at my own boobs what were you saying

energyprison:

TSA agents are always like sir you have to take off your belt before you go through the machine. Shoes as well. Yeah and now the pants… slower… mmm yeah like that… now get those balls jiggling…

demilypyro:

The group chat has decided that since I’ve only had one sexual relationship and it wasn’t a very good one and I’ve since transitioned, changed my legal name, undergone hormone therapy and now had bottom surgery, that I have ship of theseus'ed my way back to being a virgin

gidguard:

dogmotifs:

everything in moderation. except garlic

and gay sex

velaofftherails:

manywinged:

manywinged:

taking my pet transmission pylon for a walk

ALT

cmon girl let’s GO!

sharingsharoncarter:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

onion-souls:

chefpyro:

Wait, which series does Miles Morales first appear in? All these different series are so confusing

Ultimate Spider-Man, in the universe of the Ultimate imprint. It was the best of the Ultimate series.

Cool 👍

man, what the fuck

This is the most accurate post about getting into comic books I have ever seen.

zelda-heritage-posts:

psipudding:

I love this game

Zelda Heritage Post

saxophonechihuahua:

juicedoesthings:

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran